Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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