god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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