ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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