toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
where are my eyebrows?
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