Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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