Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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