What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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