When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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