Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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