Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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