Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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