girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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