You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize