Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My pussy is not your playground.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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