chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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