he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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