Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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