then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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