I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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