You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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