I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
where am i from again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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