Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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