It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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