so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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