it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The Olympian is in my bed
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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