Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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