you have to choose: penises or morals?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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