Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
pop tarts are not kleenex
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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