She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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