No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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