So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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