Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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