my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I will pee on everything he values.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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