Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Come share oat with me in your robe
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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