yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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