I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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