I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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