I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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