I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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