you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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