After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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