I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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