You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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