That's intense
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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