and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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