So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
