Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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