In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
how does that bad decision feel?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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