i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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