Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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