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Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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