That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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