she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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