I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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