Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.