ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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