There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize
