goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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